Beethoven’s Wigfeaturing Richard Perlmutter

Music: Amiable Conversation, Henry Cowell
(Second Encore to Dynamic Motion HC 213)
Lyrics: Richard Perlmutter

Woman: Somebody stop that bang, bang, bang, banging the piano
It’s annoying
And it’s hurting my ears.

Man: No I won’t stop banging, bang, bang, bang
I have to disobey
I like to play
The piano this way

Woman: I’ll never like that bang, bang, bang, banging the piano
It’s offensive
It’s not music. It’s noise.

Man: Banging is lots of fun
Woman: It’s piano mutilation
Man: Don’t worry I’m almost done
Woman: Thanks for the notification
Man: Here comes my last big one
Woman: We’ll have a celebration