Beethoven’s Wigfeaturing Richard Perlmutter

Piano Sonata #15 in C K. 545 Mozart
Lyrics: Richard Perlmutter

Mozart’s Sonata in C
Starts with a short doodle deedle doodle dee

Then there’s a lotta la de da a lotta la de da da
Like it or not a lotta la de da, da, la de da da

Yes this sonata gotta lotta la de da de da da
It’s gotta lotta la de da like a sonata oughta

Mozart (sure gotta) begot a lotta la, de, da, da, la de da,
He thought a lotta la de da da oughta be in a sonata

This sonata gotta a lotta la de da

But don’t bet that it’s done for doodle deedle dee dee
No not yet we’ve a ton more doodle deedle dee dee

And (dum, dum, dum, dum) There’s some dum dum
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) Don’t ask how come
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) Or where it’s from
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) But when it’s through
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) Here’s what we do
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) We move on to
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) Something that’s new
(Dum, dum, dum, dum)

A little blup, blup, blup, blup, doodle deedle doodle deedle
Finally la de da de

Doodle deedle doodle, deedle, Doodle deedle doodle, deedle,
Doodle deedle doodle, deedle, Doodle deedle doodle, deedle, dee

That’s a lotta of la de da, dum dum and doodle dee
Now let’s do it one more time again in harmony

SECOND VERSE

Mozart’s Sonata in C
Same as before doodle deedle doodle dee

Then we’ll repeat a lotta la, de, da, da, la, de, da, da
‘Til we complete a lotta, la, de, da, da, la, de, da, da

If you forgot a lotta la de da da la de da
There’s not a lotta la de da da left in this sonata

Whether or not we got a lotta la, de, da we gotta
Finish this sonata then we oughta all say thanks a lotta

This sonata gotta a lotta la, de da

That’s it now for la de da da
Anyhow because we gotta

Move along once again to doodle deedle dee dee
In this song this is when you doodle deedle dee dee

Then (dum, dum, dum, dum), dum dum is here
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) But never fear
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) The end is near
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) So come what may
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) You gotta stay
(Dum, dum, dum, dum) But then make way
(Dum, dum, dum dum) While we replay
(Dum, dum, dum, dum)

A bit more blub, blub, blub, blup, blub blub

That leads us to the end a doodle deedle dee finale
Doodle deedle doodle, deedle, Doodle deedle doodle, deedle,
Doodle deedle doodle, deedle, Doodle deedle doodle, deedle, dee

Now it’s true we’re through with dum, dum, dum and doodle dee
Toodle-oo to you and the sonata that’s in C!