Beethoven’s Wigfeaturing Richard Perlmutter

By Richard Perlmutter

Here’s a lovely little minuet
For my pet Juliet
When she dances it’s a tour de force
She is very graceful for a horse

She’s well bred she’s got unbridled charm
Wasn’t raised on a farm
All her dancing step are on the beat
Quite remarkable with two left feet

I will always adore
Leading Juliet out on the dance floor
To request a dance I bring her hay
Juliet may say neigh