Beethoven’s Wigfeaturing Richard Perlmutter

I Want My Diploma
By Richard Perlmutter

I want my diploma
I want it right now
I made it through four years
Nobody knows how
I want my diploma
I want a job too
It’s not asking that much
With all I’ve been through
I want my diploma
I want it right now
I want my diploma
Then I’ll have some clout
My parents are hoping
I’ll finally move out
I want my diploma
Then I’ll be all set
I am graduating
One million in debt
I want my diploma
I want it right now