Beethoven’s Wigfeaturing Richard Perlmutter

Drip Drip Drip
By Richard Perlmutter

You left the bathroom water dripping Silvia
Into the sink it’s drip, drip dripping Silvia
Its so annoying all that dripping Silvia
Go turn the water off
And stop the drip, drip, dripping Silvia

The bathroom sink is overflowing Silvia
Because the dripping keeps on going Silvia
It will not stop the drip and drop we’ll need a mop
Go turn the water off
And stop the drip, drip, dripping Silvia

Oh Silvia the situation’s such a pain
The water keeps on dripping
And the problem here is very plain
The drops won’t all fit down the drain

The house is getting irrigated Silvia
And I am getting irritated Silvia
I see it pour down on the floor and out the door
Go turn the water off
And stopthe drip, drip, dripping Silvia

The water’s running down the street oh Silvia
It’s soaking everybody’s feet oh Silvia
The mess you’re making is complete so Silvia
Go turn the water off and stop
The drip, drip, dripping Silvia

The city’s flooded its all wet dear Silvia
The citizens are quite upset here Silvia
The future’s grim our chances slim we’ll have to swim
Please turn the water off
And stop the drip, drip, dripping Silvia

Oh Silvia the situation’s looking dark
The water keeps on dripping
Our new next-door neighbor is a shark
We better call up Noah’s Ark

The whole wide world is underwater Silvia
I just ran into Neptune’s daughter Silvia
And all the fish go splash and splish I really wish
You’d turn the water off
And stop
the drip, drip, dripping Silvia