play Hey, Guitar Teacher (Bouree, Bach)
from Beethoven's Wig: Sing Along SymphoniesHey Guitar Teacher
By Richard Perlmutter
Hey guitar teacher thanks for assigning this song
It's a swell melody and it isn’t very long
My dear mother prefers that it's not blues or rock
It is Johann Sebastian Bach
They say classical music's an old noble art
And if you listen to it, then it will make you smart
With some other composers I think that's a crock
Give me Johann Sebastian Bach
Every single note that the old master wrote
Was as perfect as perfect could be
In a Fugue or a Mass no one else could surpass
His divine sense of melody or harmony
If someone should insist that you make up a list
Of composers that you can recall
It takes no Ph.D. it is easy to see
Mr. Bach was the best of them all
So guitar teacher thanks for this musical treat
It's got great counterpoint, and I like the steady beat
It's a piece I will practice and play ’round the clock
’Cause it's Johann Sebastian Bach
By Richard Perlmutter
Hey guitar teacher thanks for assigning this song
It's a swell melody and it isn’t very long
My dear mother prefers that it's not blues or rock
It is Johann Sebastian Bach
They say classical music's an old noble art
And if you listen to it, then it will make you smart
With some other composers I think that's a crock
Give me Johann Sebastian Bach
Every single note that the old master wrote
Was as perfect as perfect could be
In a Fugue or a Mass no one else could surpass
His divine sense of melody or harmony
If someone should insist that you make up a list
Of composers that you can recall
It takes no Ph.D. it is easy to see
Mr. Bach was the best of them all
So guitar teacher thanks for this musical treat
It's got great counterpoint, and I like the steady beat
It's a piece I will practice and play ’round the clock
’Cause it's Johann Sebastian Bach
updated 2 years ago
- Beethoven's Wig (5th Symphony, Beethoven)
- Stuck in the Saddle Again
- Bull in a China Shop
- Forever We're Marching
- Franz Liszt the Famous Pianist (Hungarian Rhapsody #2, Liszt)
- The Pony Express
- Light Cavalry Overture, Suppe
- La donna è mobile from Rigoletto, Verdi (with vocal)
- In The Hall of The Mountain King from Peer Gynt Suite, Grieg
- Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, Mozart
- Hungarian Dance #5, Brahms
- Can Can, Offenbach
- Rondeau From Suite Of Symphonies, Mouret
- Violin Concerto #5, Paganini
- Fur Elise, Beethoven
- Toreador Song from Carmen, Bizet
- Surprise Symphony, Haydn
- Horn Concerto No. 4, Mozart
- Trumpet Tune, Purcell
- Neapolitan Dance From Swan Lake, Tchaikovsky
- Prelude 7 Op.28, Chopin
- Work for Mandolin WoO 44a, Beethoven
- Pizzicato from Sylvia, Delibes
- Pomp And Circumstance March No. 1, Elgar
- Blue Danube Waltz, Strauss
- Elephant from Carnival of the Animals, Saint-Saens
- The Merry Peasant, Schumann
- William Tell Overture, Rossini
- Bouree, Bach
- Minuet In G From Notebook Of Anna Magdalena Bach, J.S. Bach
- Wedding March From a Midsummer Night's Dream Mendelssohn
- Funeral March of a Marionette, Gounod
- 1812 Overture, Tchaikovsky
- Dance of the Reed Flutes from The Nutcracker Suite, Tchaikovsky
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Dukas
- Fossils from Carnival of the Animals, Saint-Saens
- The Trophy from 4th Book of Harpsichord Pieces, F. Couperin
- Recorder Concerto in C major, Telemann
- Gavotte from Cello Suite No. 6 in D major, BWV 1012, J.S. Bach
- Minuet & Trio from Concerto in D Major, Michael Haydn
- Harp Concerto in Bb, Handel
- Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565, J.S. Bach
- Also Sprach Zarathustra, R. Strauss
- The Washington Post, Sousa
- Maple Leaf Rag, Joplin
- Habanera From Carmen, Bizet
- Les Patineurs, Waldteufel
- Estudiantina, Waldteufel
- Annen Polka, Strauss, Jr.
- Entry Of The Gladiators, Fucik
- Moonlight Sonata, Beethoven
- Sing Verdi Very Loud (La donna è mobile from Rigoletto, Verdi)
- It's the Same Every Verse (In The Hall of The Mountain King from Peer Gynt Suite, Grieg)
- Musical B's (Hungarian Dance #5, Brahms)
- Don't Play That Violin (Violin Concerto #2, Paganini)
- Schubert's Trout (Trout Quintet, Schubert)
- Dvorak the Czechoslovak (Humoresque #7, Dvorak)
- A Fan of Chopin (Prelude 7 Op. 28, Chopin)
- Stuck In The Saddle Again (Light Cavalry Overture, Suppe)
- Please Do Not Tease the Viennese (Blue Danube Waltz, Strauss)
- It's Spring! (Spring from The Four Seasons, Vivaldi)
- Wow What A Wedding Cake (Wedding March from A Midsummer Night's Dream, Mendelssohn)
- La De Da Sonata
- Poor Uncle Joe
- My Little Chicken
- A Piano Is Stuck In the Door
- I Like Art
- Minuet For My Pet
- Mozart Makes Kids Smart
- I Can’t Sleep
- Mary Go Round
- S.O.S.
- Bang Bang Bang
- Voyage To The Moon
- Piano Sonata #15 in C (K 545), W.A. Mozart
- Funeral March (from Piano Sonata No. 2, Op. 35), Frederic Chopin
- Chopsticks (The Celebrated Chop Waltz), Euphemia Allen (aka, Arthur de Lulli)
- The Entertainer, Scott Joplin
- Promenade (from Pictures at an Exhibition), Modest Mussorgsky
- Minuet in G Major (from 6 Minuets, WoO 10. No. 2), Ludwig von Beethoven
- Alla Turca (from Piano Sonata No. 11, K. 331), W.A. Mozart
- The Wild Rider (from Album for the Young, Op. 68, No. 8), Robert Schumann
- Wiegenlied (Lullaby) (Op. 49, No. 4), Johannes Brahms
- Vivo (from Les Cinq Doigts for Piano), Igor Stravinsky
- Langsam from Six Short Pieces for Piano (Op. 19), Arnold Schoenberg
- Amiable Conversation (Second Encore to Dynamic Motion HC 213), Henry Cowell
- Clair de Lune (from Suite Bergamasque), Claude Debussy
Beethoven's Wig: Sing Along Symphonies
- Can You Can Can? (Can Can, Offenbach)
- Drip, Drip, Drip (Pizzicato from Sylvia, Delibes)
- Kings and Queens of England (Trumpet Tune, Purcell)
- Please Don't Play Your Violin at Night (Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, Mozart)
- Beethoven's Wig (5th Symphony, Beethoven)
- Just For Elise (Fur Elise, Beethoven)
- Haydn's Great Surprise (Surprise Symphony, Haydn)
- Harmony (The Merry Peasant, Schumann)
- Hey, Guitar Teacher (Bouree, Bach)
- Tchaikovsky's Cannonball (1812 Overture, Tchaikovsky)
- Franz Liszt the Famous Pianist (Hungarian Rhapsody #2, Liszt)
- Bull in a China Shop (Cornet: Toreador Song from Carmen)
- Chap in a Cap (French Horn: Horn Concerto No. 4 in E flat major)
- Play My Song (Mandolin: Work for Mandolin)
- A Manly Man (Bass: Elephant from Carnival of the Animals)
- Whistling Happily (English Horn & Flute: William Tell Overture)
- Where Oh Where (Clarinet & Oboe: Funeral March of Marionette)
- Silver Winds Flute (Dance of the Reed Flutes from The Nutcracker Suite)
- They're There (Bassoon: The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
- Here Lies Homer Jones (Xylophone: Fossils from Carnival of the Animals)
- How to Succeed as Royalty (Harpsichord: The trophy from 4th Book of Harpsichord Pieces)
- King Henry (Recorder: Recorder Concerto in C Major)
- Sawdust (Cello: Gavotte from Cello Suite No. 6 in D major)
- Ramona (Trombone: Minuet & Trio from Concerto in D Major)
- When the Angels Play (Harp: Harp Concerto in B6)
- Anybody In There? (Organ: Toccata and Fugue in D Major)
- Take Me to Your Leader (Timpani & Trumpet: Also sprach Zarathustra)
- Oh No! (Two Step: Maple Leaf Rag)
- A Masterpiece (Rondeau: from Suite of Symphonies No. 1)
- Midnight Snack (Habanera: from Carmen)
- Give Me A 10 (Skater's Waltz:Les Patineurs)
- Blow Blow Blow (Ballet: Neapolitan Dance from Swan Lake)
- I Want My Diploma (Processional: Pomp and Circumstance March No.1)
- Joyful Waldteufel (Waltz: Estudiantina)
- Minuet Duet (Minuet: from Notebook of Anna Magdalena Bach)
- Rover Roll Over (Polka: Annen Polka)
- Please Mr. Ringmaster (Circus March: Entry of the Gladiators)
- Bonus Track Beep Beep Beep (Moonlight Sonata)
- Forever We're Marching (March: The Washington Post)